(Child Romance)
Goodness!
Kid, you're such a cutie!
I'll make your hair look nice.
I'm scared!
Goodness gracious...
Don't cry. How about watching "Pororo?"
Just wait here for a bit.
You were crying and now you're laughing!
Let me see if you grew a horn on your butt,
Mr. Kindergartener ex-boyfriend.
Suji, don't you remember?
You liked it when we watched a movie
in the couple's seat.
You sat on my lap because you couldn't
see the screen.
My legs got so numb that
I couldn't stand up again.
Sir, the way out is this way.
And we're broken up.
Suji, why are you being like this?
Let me go!
Son, were you getting your haircut?
Hello.
- You're here too, Suji. / - Yes.
Here's some orange juice, son.
Orange juice!
Suji, do you want some orange juice too?
I want some orange juice!
Then... Go to the counter and pay $3 for one.
Cheers, son.
- I'm going to get my hair washed. / - Okay.
- Suji. / - Yes?
Please throw this out for me.
Okay.
Is my job throwing out trash?
I have two things to throw out.
This orange juice bottle
and you.
Why are you being like this?
You're too young.
Suji!
Suji...
I'll change.
You don't have to wait for my kindergarten bus.
I bought a cell phone
so I can go to you whenever you call.
Mungyu...
Call me anytime you need me.
My number is...
Your number is a dog, cow and chicken?
You're still the same!
- Suji! / - Geez...
Suji!
Sangeun.
I guess you're here to do your hair.
- Suji, want to go for some cake? / - Alright!
Hold it!
I brought food for Suji too.
Food?
Ta-da!
Wow! I love gummy bears!
Is that it?
Suji!
Ta-da!
Wow! That cotton candy is huge!
A cotton candy bear!
It's sweet! You try some too!
I'm good, Suji.
You being here
is sweet enough for me.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
Suji, you're so pretty!
See that? Suji's mine.
- Let's go, Suji. / - Okay.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
Sangeun.
Can you protect Suji?
I could fight a ghost for her!
Geez... I could fight an ogre for her!
- Why you... / - Stop it!
Suji...
- A ghost! / - A ghost!
Suji, should daddy get his hair dyed or permed?
Geez, dad!
You're so indecisive!
(Busking Again)
Hello.
We've been busking on the street for 30 years.
We're Mudeungsan.
I'm Mr. Jang
and he's Mr. Kim.
As for Mr. Kim...
The top university in Korea.
Seoul National University's vocal music department...
Kyunghee University's post-modern
music department...
He claims those two schools
has the best cafeteria food.
We want a lot of spicy pork.
Let's perform here.
- Okay. / - Okay.
We haven't sang in a while so for our first song...
What will we sing?
I'll sing "When Time Passes."
Great.
We'll sing "When Time Passes."
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ When time passes ♪
♪ I feel like my heart will explode ♪
♪ Even though it hurts ♪
♪ I smile like this ♪
♪ It's the first time ♪
♪ My eyes have been so happy ♪
Boys!
♪ Go far away from here ♪
♪ I'm telling you now ♪
What is this? Us grown-ups are performing.
What do you mean? We're busking.
- Busking? / - Yes.
This bus is at capacity. Go somewhere else.
- What? / - Sorry, our song got interrupted.
We'll sing "When Time Passes" again.
As I mentioned before,
he'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Even if we both want it ♪
- ♪ It can't last ♪ / - ♪ Even though it hurts ♪
- ♪ Forever ♪ / - ♪ I smile like this ♪
- ♪ As time passes ♪ / - ♪ It's the first time my eyes ♪
♪ Have been so happy ♪
- ♪ Even though it hurts ♪ / - ♪ When time passes ♪
- ♪ I smile like this ♪ / - ♪ My heart feels like ♪
Boys!
- ♪ My eyes ♪ / - Mr. Kim! Mr. Kim!
Our songs got switched.
Our songs got switched, boys.
We were singing "When Time Passes."
Why would you sing a Fly to the Sky song?
So after time passes, people should...
- Fly to the sky? / - Huh?
Just go to heaven once you're old?
- What are you saying? / - You boys said that.
- That's ridiculous. / - You youngsters...
- You don't know about singing so leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
What's with these guys?
What's with us?
Do you take us for chumps?
Do you know how many
amazing singers were here?
Do you know this girl?
Yuri of Girls' Generation?
Glass?
Wow! He must be close with Yuri!
Is it glass or plastic?
Then you have to throw it out on Wednesday.
Geez... I thought it was for real.
I just said it for laughs.
Stop distracting us.
Then we'll sing a children's song for the kids.
- We'll sing "Deviation" by Jaurim. / - Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Last night ♪
- ♪ My dad ♪ / - ♪ Did a strip show at ♪
♪ Sindorim station ♪
Boys!
My dad isn't like that.
No matter how much my dad drinks,
he'd never do that.
You boys are being weird.
I'm sorry. We'll sing a different children's song.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Our wish ♪
- ♪ Is a strip show ♪ / - Boys!
If that's your wish, go ahead and show them.
Show all the people.
You can't even do it when you're told to.
Forget it.
Let's sing something else.
What will you sing?
Meat needs to be chewed.
It's a song by Song Daekwan.
We'll Sing Song Daekwan's "Hit Song."
He'll sing most of it.
- We'll sing Big Bang's "Bang Bang Bang." / - Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- ♪ The lyrics to a hit song ♪ / - ♪ I set a fire ♪
- ♪ I want to drive you crazy ♪ / - ♪ Our story ♪
- ♪ B-I-G ♪ / - ♪ Even if today ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we bang like this ♪ / - ♪ Is tough ♪
- ♪ Everyone ♪ / - ♪ I have tomorrow ♪
- ♪ Like getting shot ♪ / - ♪ So I'm happy ♪
♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang ♪
♪ I want to be shot too ♪
Bang! Bang!
Boys!
(Group Assignment)
I didn't get any sleep from doing research.
They're not all here.
Hello, Yunseung.
Hey, freshman.
Sora.
Did you do the research I told you to?
I was up all night...
From being sick?
From drinking, so I couldn't do it.
So you didn't do it.
Get it done by tomorrow.
I'm going to be sick tomorrow.
Get it done by the day after tomorrow.
I'll be dead then.
Forget it then.
- All our files are in this tablet. / - Okay.
Can you go charge this?
Yes, I'll go to Chuncheon.
When did I say to go to Chuncheon?
I said to charge this.
It's low on battery.
Oh, okay.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah?
I have plenty of belly hair.
What are you talking about?
I didn't say belly hair! Charge it!
- Charge. / - Yeah!
Alright.
Did he even understand?
Yeah.
Thanks for the birthday cake.
Let me call you back later.
Hello, Yunseung.
- Hey. / - Yeah.
We have a group assignment. Where were you?
I was in a car accident nearby.
That's why I'm late.
- You were in a car accident? / - Yes.
What's this?
My blood.
I got blood all over me.
What's that on your head?
A traffic cone! I have to stand it up like this.
What's that box?
It's a black box!
The footage of the accident is in here!
Let me see what's inside.
Let go! Stop invading my privacy.
- Just sit down! / - All this blood...
If I ever catch you...
Hey, hey. Doesn't this ice cream look good?
Let me get a bite too!
Hey!
Look at the time!
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
This guy...
He's just being nice now!
Do you know how scary he can be?
Geez...
Get your act together.
My ice cream...
Yunseung!
How could you eat my ice cream without asking?
I didn't eat any.
I used it on my skin.
What's wrong with your skin?
Just sit down.
I'm so sad!
Geez...
You guys are unbelievable.
Nobody got any work done?
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I made a presentation.
- You made one? / - Yes.
You're the best, Huiryeong.
At least one person did some work.
Let's all watch.
I'll start group 6's presentation on the future.
- Hey. / - Yes?
The font looks too old-fashioned.
Change the font.
Sure.
- Like this? / - That looks weird.
Like this?
Are we in North Korea?
Oh... Then I'll change it to this.
What is that?
Why do I see Bonobono?
Who made that font?
I did.
Geez...
No Bonobono!
Alright.
First, I'll talk about life in the future.
In the future,
robots will farm, cook...
- And even help us move. / - Hey!
Hey!
No more Bonobono!
He was pulled from the ground? Geez...
Get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
Next is artificial intelligence.
Recently, Go champion Lee Sedol
played a computer in Go.
Yeah, that's more like it.
Let's take a look.
Sedol takes his turn
and the computer takes a turn.
- Hold on... Hold on... / - As you can see...
- Artificial intelligence... / - That blue arm is strange.
What?
Let me see who that is.
This is the famous AlphaBo.
There is no AlphaBo!
It's AlphaGo!
There are no robots like... Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
Next, I'll talk about future cars.
- In the future, self-driving cars... / - Hold on.
- Yes? / - Those wheels are Bonobono, aren't they?
No.
Oh, they're not.
How does the inside look?
- The inside... / - There he is!
There he is!
He was in there!
Bonobono...
You said it was a self-driving car.
Bonobono isn't a person.
Geez! I told you to stop it.
Alright.
Next, I'll talk about future medical technology.
- In the future, robots will perform surgery... / - Hold on.
Hey...
Zoom in on the EKG.
- Okay. / - More.
More!
Zoom in closer!
What is that?
That's...
Why does a heartbeat like that?
Geez...
You're amazing.
No more Bonobono.
Alright.
Lastly, I'll talk about vacations in the future.
In the future, they say we'll take vacations in space.
- With the development of rockets... / - Stop it!
No more Bonobono!
How many times did I tell you not to do that?
A party at a club? I'm on my way.
Yunseung, I have to settle my car accident.
Don't go!
- Don't go! / - Yunseung! Yunseung!
- Yeah? / - A loyal dog just like you wanted.
Come up here.
Good boy.
Lie down.
- Crawl. / - Hey.
What is this?
I brought a loyal dog.
Charge!
I said to charge! Why did you bring a dog?
I hate group assignments!
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
Time to talk about the rankings outside the rankings.
I wasn't even in the rankings for celebrities
who is charming over time.
I'm the man you want to punch. I'm Yang Seonil.
People, what do you say
when your significant other drops your expensive
luxury brand bag on the ground?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments girls say when their boyfriend drops
their expensive bag.
3rd!
Geez...
2nd!
You must be insane.
1st!
You crazy fool.
If your heart dropped
when you dropped your girlfriend's bag,
you should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when your boyfriend drops
your expensive bag. 65th!
- Honey, hold my bag for me. / - Sure.
Sorry, honey.
- Get on all fours. / - Yes, ma'am.
I need a stick.
150th!
- Honey, hold my bag for me. / - Sure.
Oh, no! My bag!
I'll buy you a new one.
Nice.
223rd!
- Honey, hold my bag for me. / - Sure.
Oh, no! My bag!
Is it your bag or me?
317th!
- Honey, hold my bag for me. / - Sure.
Honey, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Why are you apologizing to me?
Apologize to my bag.
I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?
I'm sorry.
497th.
- Honey, hold my bag for me. / - Sure.
No!
I'll pick it up.
Don't!
I'll pick it up...
Honey, what's wrong?
560th.
- Honey, hold my bag for me. / - Sure.
I'm sorry, honey.
Did you see that?
We have more rankings outside the rankings.
People, what do the employees say
when their boss is drunk?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said by employees
when their boss is drunk.
3rd!
Please, sir...
2nd!
Sir...
1st!
Hey, dummy!
Those that have taken the opportunity
to cuss out their drunk boss should relate to these.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when your boss is drunk.
56th!
I'm so drunk...
Chief, get it together.
Chief!
Chief.
240th.
- Chief! / - I'm so drunk...
Have some honey tea.
Here you go.
There you go.
316th.
Chief, get it together.
Gosh...
See? I told you he wears a wig.
458th!
Chief!
You always get drunk when you drink.
Chief!
You always get drunk when you drink.
Chief! You always get drunk when you drink.
542nd!
Chief, are you okay?
Try standing.
- Too much to drink... / - Are you alright?
Chief...
This has been rankings outside the rankings.
Thank you.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is great for dieting.
It's chicken breast.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
1, 2, 1, 2...
- 1, 2, 1, 2... / - Hello.
Hello.
People.
There are so many brands of chicken breast
that it's hard to choose one.
But our product was made
by Yoo Minsang who is a big name...
- In the chicken industry. / - Yes.
You've probably heard of these.
Yoo Minsang's drumsticks.
Yoo Minsang's chicken wings.
And the famous Yoo Minsang's chicken heads.
We sell those?
People, it's spring now.
It's time to buy chicken breast and work out.
Take a look at the CEO.
He ate all that chicken breast...
So flabby, flabby, flabby, flabby!
Stop poking me.
He became flabby.
What are you saying?
Don't you all want some?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
2929-2929...
29 geez, geez, geez!
Stop poking me!
Please call now.
What is he doing?
Pick up the phone.
You should've just picked up!
Why'd you get ready?
Let's cut to a commercial break.
Cola Man!
Yoo Minsang's chicken breast.
How was the relevant?
How is cola relevant?
Let us talk about our product some more.
Our product is always fresh.
If you order today,
every morning at your door...
The CEO will butcher a chicken.
People would lose their appetites.
That's why it's good for dieting.
- So that's how it works? / - Yes.
And you don't have to worry about eating this.
We give out authentication certificates
regarding how the chicken breast is made.
Oh, yes.
Take a look. I'll read it.
"I first met this yellow chick in a box
on a pedestrian overpass..."
Excuse me.
"He's back in a small box again
and he's buried in my front yard."
We can't sell any if you make it so sad!
Excuse me. That's so sad!
Now, we'll bring in a star
that got to his ideal weight...
Thanks to Yoo Minsang's chicken breasts.
- Okay. / - Come on out!
Last Health Boy!
Nothing is impossible!
Hello, everyone!
I'm Kim Suyeong the Health Boy!
More like the yo-yo boy.
He gained his weight back.
Please show us how to best enjoy chicken breast.
So...
Sure, if it's bland,
you can add a little bit of sauce.
Gosh!
Don't add whipped cream!
See?
Geez, you'll only gain more weight.
Hey!
Drinking cola will make you gain weight!
People, eat Yoo Minsang's chicken breast
and try to get to 150kg!
What?
What about the chicken breast?
It tastes bad!
What? Hey!
What's with that guy?
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
This is Momentary Home Shopping.
I'm busy now so call back later.
Wow, what a busy day.
You haven't done anything!
You haven't done any work!
Let's cut to a commercial break.
♪ Your wife will love it ♪
♪ All of Korea loves it ♪
♪ Korea's fuel, Gag fuel ♪
Yoo Minsang's chicken breast.
Hold on...
How is that related to chicken breasts?
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's fatty pork.
What are you talking about?
It's the best!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
That woman in the black shirt.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Jaru.
My surname is Bit.
I'm Bit Jaru!
I work as a maid at
the home of Gag Group.
I should dust this place.
Here comes the second son.
I slept well.
Jaru.
Good morning.
You're supposed to dust this place
but you made it dustier.
What should I draw today?
Jaru.
If it's alright with you,
can you be the model for my drawing?
It's not that hard.
Just listen to the words I say...
And express them with your body.
Put this down for now.
Just relax.
First...
I want to see suffering.
Face forward.
You are suffering.
You went for a blind date and it's Yoo Minsang!
That's horrible!
Express that with your body.
You're suffering so much you're writhing.
Frown too.
Show your face.
Stop.
Hold that pose.
That pose...
Isn't going in my sketchbook.
It's going in my heart.
Forever.
Actually...
I've been drawing you every day
as I watched you clean.
Looks just like you.
What do you think?
The drawing looks better.
Hey, Taehun!
Bro...
What are you doing to the help?
- I just... / - Have you lost your mind?
You punk...
That's it.
Where's a stick?
Why are you looking for a stick?
Where's Jaru? Where's Jaru?
Here she is.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
My little brother is so immature.
Allow me to apologize on his behalf.
I'm sorry.
Here. Finish what you were doing.
I guess...
I'll play the violin.
Oh, my God...
Why are you staring?
Oh, right!
Jaru, you were a violin major too.
Can you play for me?
This is great.
Put it under your chin.
This way.
Show them.
Goodness...
You're so good.
Like this!
More!
Like a rocker!
Make it powerful!
More!
Jaru.
Your craziness is driving me crazy.
Let's fall crazy in love.
Spin with me.
Hey, bro! What are you doing?
Listen up.
Jaru is my girl.
She's mine!
- Why you... / - What are you doing?
- Dad! / - Dad...
Brothers shouldn't fight.
So it was all because of this girl.
How dare you try to seduce my sons?
Why you...
What the...
Where is that blood coming from?
Secretary Ryu!
What do you think you're doing? Move it!
What the...
He's drawing blood on.
Twice...
The only thing...
I have to tell you...
Is that I love you.
I love you.
Jaru.
I'll protect you forever.
Then let's see if you can block this.
When an elder says you're in the wrong...
You should say, "I'm sorry!"
Jaru.
It's you.
You're the problem.
It's all your fault!
Dad, why are you being like this?
Why do you always get angry at Jaru?
Why are you always so mean to her?
Because!
I can't have you.
No way!
- What's going on? / - Jaru!
You choose.
What? Choose what?
What the... Why are you kneeling?
Why are you kneeling?
- Why? / - Sir!
Shut your mouth and kneel!
- What the... / - Sir!
Shut your mouth and kneel!
Why are you doing this, sir?
- Is it time for me to choose? / - After his haircut...
I'll pick last place first.
- 1, 2, 3. / - I'm nervous.
Next is 3rd.
1, 2, 3.
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3.
I'm so happy!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 1)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll start with a simple trick.
Magician Lee Seongdong's wallet...
The wallet in his pocket...
I'll use my magic on it.
Abracadabra.
Hold that...
Amazing, right?
Now...
I'll do this trick with a member of the audience.
- You, sir. / - Yes.
I'll use my magic...
On your wallet.
Abra...
Cadabra.
There's nothing in here.
There should be some paper.
Abra...
Cadabra.
There's nothing in here. See?
There should be something in there.
Abra...
Cadabra!
Here you go.
This isn't the same color.
Here it comes.
More.
I did it.
- Applause! / - Applause!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
Oh, right.
Dad.
I'm going to meet Bongseon's mom today.
Oh, yeah?
That's good.
You brat!
You're going to see her mother!
Look at that outfit!
Geez, you look like a bum!
This is your suit, dad.
Actually, it looks pretty nice.
Fine. Go meet her mom
and get married soon.
I can't just get married.
I need money.
Boy!
I never told you
to worry about that, boy.
No more excuses. Just get married!
You don't have money, dad.
You brat!
I have places to get money, boy.
Don't worry about it.
Just get married!
This guy is always showing up here to eat our food!
We're broke because of you!
Geez...
Why does he never eat at his house?
Why is he always eating at our house?
My dad's business failed.
The only things my dad left for me...
Are two buildings and $7.8 million in cash.
All I eat is steak.
I've been craving a home-cooked meal.
When else would I get to eat vegetables?
Looks good.
It's open. Please come in.
Hello, ma'am.
I'm Bongseon's boyfriend.
Oh, the young miss?
Just a moment.
Madam, you have a guest.
And you are?
Hello, ma'am!
I'm Bongseon's boyfriend. My name is Kim Daehui.
A pleasure to meet you.
I heard you'd be visiting.
I'm Bongseon's mother.
Yes, you're obviously Bongseon's mother.
Vice President Cha Bokrye.
You're the vice president?
Oh... Yes.
The president is my husband.
He's in the slammer...
He's being smart
and spending some time in school.
Oh, I see.
Huh?
"Please call if you need fast cash..."
This is for private loans.
How could you say something so ignorant?
It's not a private loan.
It's finance.
Oh, I see...
Did Bongseon go somewhere?
I sent her on an errand.
- She'll be home soon. / - Okay.
- Have a seat. / - Okay.
I didn't prepare much.
Please enjoy.
Thank you for the food.
So...
How did you meet Bongseon?
I met her on our college campus.
This chili...
Look at these seeds.
So spicy!
I can't eat this.
Nope.
So...
What do you like about Bongseon?
Obviously...
You fell for Bongseon's pretty face.
I'm sorry...
Anyway, Bongseon is pretty just like me.
She's pretty.
Right.
I didn't like the sound of that laugh.
I'm sorry.
Eat up.
Hello?
Mr. Gwon?
You haven't collected the money yet?
It's upsetting when you don't get your job done.
I'm all out of kimchi...
I should bury you!
So...
Please handle the situation.
I'm so sorry.
When I get ticked off...
When I get angry, I tend to raise my voice.
I see...
Daehui, if you're finished eating,
would you like some coffee?
Yes, I'd like that.
Alright then.
Two scoops of creamer, baby?
Just a joke.
Oh, silly me.
Ma'am, I'm sorry but may I use the bathroom?
I'm shaking in my boots...
Oh, sure.
Just make yourself at home and go all you want!
Is anyone home?
Gosh...
- Yes? / - Hello.
Yes.
I'm here to borrow money.
Oh...
How much?
Around $10,000.
For what?
I want to pay for my son's wedding.
And your collateral?
My son.
Sounds good.
Here. $10,000.
The interest is 80%.
80%?
Anyway... Thank you.
And another thing.
I need your collateral now.
Oh, right now...
Here he is.
Why are you here?
What about you, dad?
Daehui, he's your father?
He came to me to borrow money
to pay for his son's wedding.
Dad!
Is this because of me?
Please don't do this!
I'll work hard, make money
and pay for my own wedding!
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I'll be back again.
Daehui...
That boy sure is thoughtful.
That's a great son you have there.
Yes, that's right.
I'm the bad father.
I guess...
I don't need this money anymore.
Thank you anyway.
What about the interest?
What are you talking about?
I didn't even use it and I gave it right back.
I still gave it to you.
With 80% interest, you owe me $8,000 more.
That's ridiculous! $8,000...
I'm not going to pay you!
Another guy doesn't want to pay...
What a crook.
Mr. Gwon!
Make a person disappear with your magic!
Who are you?
- Applause! / - Why are you doing this?
Why? Daehui! Daehui!
Daehui!
(Crazy Idols)
Mr. Song.
- Hello, Mr. CEO! / - Hey there.
So...
I invested some money since you said
you'd make a new idol group.
Why does this studio look so shabby?
With the $500,000 you invested,
I made some amazing rookies.
Right...
I thought I invested $1 million.
What happened to the remaining $500,000?
With the remaining $500,000...
I became an amazing manager.
Why would you get stuff for yourself?
You should meet the boys first.
- Yeah? / - Boys!
Hold on.
Excuse me...
Gentlemen.
Look here.
Excuse...
Sir...
Mister...
Excuse me?
- Mr. Song. Mr. Song. / - Yes?
Who are these gentlemen?
The idol trainees we're fostering.
Hold on...
They don't look like idols!
Sir.
Don't just judge them by their appearance.
You know the concept of our agency.
Looks.
You call that looks? What is this?
This is...
Hold on... How old is...
Excuse me. How old are you?
I'm not supposed to say without the CEO's...
I'm the CEO.
How old are you?
Let me ask my agency...
I'm the CEO of this agency!
How old are these guys?
33 years old.
That's nothing to be proud of!
They're too old.
What idol uses their real age these days?
We'll lie about their age.
How old were you thinking?
We'll say they're 32.
That's...
That's only a year younger! Shave more years off!
Alright. We'll say they're 14 then.
Hey!
So these guys are in middle school?
I think I can pull off 15 with my hat on backwards.
Don't be ridiculous!
I can see your white hairs. Go dye your hair.
Those...
What's with them? What's your name?
Hey.
Hey!
You! What's your name?
Not without the CEO's permission...
I'm the CEO!
I'm Philip.
I'm Gangmin.
Geez...
No stage names. Give me your real names.
- Those are our real names. / - Yes.
- Really? / - Their real names are a bit lame.
That's why their stage names
will be Deokchun and Chundeok.
We'll call them Deokchundeok.
Hello, we're Deokchundeok!
Hold it!
That sounds so lame and weird!
- That's why I thought of a different name. / - Yeah?
- Hello! / - Hello!
We're Chundeokchun!
Geez...
That's practically the same name!
How is that any different?
Deokchun, Chundeok
is too much like TVXQ...
How are you like TVXQ? How?
Just use your real names.
What's with them?
- Alright. / - Good.
- Hello! / - Hello!
- I'm Chundeok Philip! / - I'm Deokchun Gangmin!
Why would you say that?
Geez!
Hey...
Why would you say that?
Sir!
What is the essence of a singer?
These boys have been practicing very hard.
They haven't even been
sleeping right for the last 6 months!
These boys...
Got their real estate licenses.
- Why would... / - Show him!
Why would you get those?
I even got a contract.
Why would you have contract for a lease?
Geez...
What are you doing?
Sir! Sir!
What is this?
What's with you guys? Move it.
What is the meaning of this?
Well?
I've been a trainee at this agency for 6 years.
Why won't you let me debut?
Why are you letting those rookies debut?
Jonathan.
I just can't talk to you.
How so? I'm working hard here!
So?
What do you want to debut as?
A girl group member.
How could you be in a girl group?
I can make the best girl group
that can surpass Girls' Generation!
How would you surpass...
How can you be in a girl group?
- I'll work very hard. / - No!
- It's not like that. / - I'll try my hardest.
See that? You should learn from your senior.
What?
- Respect. / - Respect.
What? Don't say that!
It's not like that.
Listen. How can you be in a girl group?
If you tell me what I'm lacking...
- I'll fix that... / - No, that's not my point.
Look. It's not that you're lacking something.
You have something extra.
How does that matter?
Of course it matters!
How can a man be in a girl group?
A man can't be in a girl group?
That's sexism.
How was that sexism?
How can you...
I can do it! ♪ Just like TT ♪
What was that?
♪ Just like TT ♪
What?
♪ You're so mean ♪
Get out of here!
These guys might beat Kang Daniel.
What?
Hey!
How did we get trainees like that?
Geez...
Why did you bring in guys like that?
Geez...
You look a bit upset.
No, right?
Tell them all to leave.
Tell them to leave?
Just give them a chance.
These boys even
split up parts and finished practicing!
That's it.
Show him!
Okay.
2, 3.
- They're actually pretty good. / - Yes.
He's the dancer and he's the rapper.
I think you got them switched.
He's the rapper and he's the dancer.
Deokchun's dancing isn't at the professional level.
Then he's the better dancer?
He's incredible.
Let me see.
Show him.
Nice!
That's it.
Break it down more!
That's it!
That's it! Together!
That's it!
Hey! Hey!
Stop this!
Stop it!
Who dances like that?
Geez!
What was that?
Forget this.
What are you doing?
Can he dance then?
He's amazing. His rapping is incredible.
- Then tell him to rap. / - His rapping is incredible.
- Rapping. / - Show me.
Show him!
Okay! DJ, drop the beat!
That's what I'm talking about!
♪ I pluck stars out of the sky ♪
♪ And farm on the ground ♪
♪ Moon, moon, the moon is bright like the day ♪
Stop it! Stop it!
Get out!
Let's go beat Kang Daniel!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 2)
They're back again.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe brings you hope and dreams.
It's Mr. Gwon!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before our amazing trick,
we'll start off with a simple one.
Magician Lee Seongdong...
I'll put handcuffs on him.
People...
Do not try this at home.
This side is on.
Now I'll get this side.
They're on tight.
Now I'll give Magician Lee Seongdong...
Amazing power.
Will he be able to escape from the handcuffs?
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll do this trick...
With a member of the audience.
Who should I pick?
- You, sir. / - Yes.
Please stand up.
Please turn around.
Roll your sleeves up please.
This is totally safe.
Here.
I'll cuff this hand...
And this one.
There.
- They're tight, right? / - Yes.
Now I'll give you power.
Abracadabra!
It didn't work.
One more time.
Abracadabra.
It won't work!
Power will flow through you.
Abracadabra.
What is this?
My bad.
- Sorry! / - Sorry!
We'll show you an amazing trick next.
I'll make these two magicians disappear.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
- Are you ready? / - Yes.
Magician Lee Seongdong will disappear.
Abra...
Cadabra!
He disappeared.
Next, I'll make
Magician Bae Jeonggeun disappear.
Disappear.
Abra...
Cadabra!
He disappeared.
He totally disappeared.
Applause.
- Applause! / - Applause!
(YOLO Inn)
This old fart said he'd be home early
and he's late again!
Okbun!
Dear!
Okbun!
Why were you so late?
Why didn't you pick up the phone?
What are you talking about?
I didn't get a single call.
It's a video call.
I told you not to call when Okbun is around!
Okbun is right next to me! Bye!
- You old fart! / - I'm sorry.
Are you cheating or just senile?
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
What's this smell?
- Dear! / - Yeah?
You didn't wash up?
Do I smell from not washing up?
Dallae, come here.
This old fart...
Dallae.
Girls should only smell nice things.
See? I told you this old lady smokes cigarettes!
She does not smoke cigarettes.
She vapes.
What are you talking about?
What are you saying? Why are you here?
Grandpa, grandma.
This is called VR.
You can experience new things.
Give it. Let me try.
- That sounds like fun. / - It does.
Wow, what's this?
It's dark and I can't see.
You're in a coffin.
I need to get out of this coffin!
I see a beautiful river.
That's the Styx.
I can't cross the Styx!
I should go right.
That's the path to the afterlife.
I should go backwards. It's warmer.
That's a fiery inferno.
I don't want to go to hell!
See?
He knows that he's going to hell!
Stop being a bad person and be nice to your wife!
- What are you saying, you brats? / - Run!
You brats!
Dear, don't get angry.
Oh, right, dear.
Guess what I bought at the market.
What?
I bought a harmonica.
A harmonica?
- I'll play it for you. / - Alright.
I'm not so good at this.
You're good at the harmonica, dear.
I am?
Play it for me.
Just play it.
Is this something to clap for?
I want to hear you play.
What is this?
A harmonica.
A harmonica? This is...
This thing...
Is filled with spit.
What are you saying?
Just play it.
Alright.
I'll play it later.
You're good.
I'm all sweaty from playing the harmonica.
- I'm all sweaty... / - I should wipe off my spit.
Where did I put my handkerchief?
My handkerchief was right here...
- Dear. / - Yeah?
- Have you seen my handkerchief? / - Here it is.
Right here.
- That's your handkerchief. / - What was that?
That's a disgusting rag!
A rag?
This was handcrafted by a master.
You wiped your pits with it.
That's so disgusting! You smell it.
Smell it.
He's so disgusting.
Hello! Is this YOLO Inn?
- Yes. / - Hello, sir.
Hey! A harmonica!
This?
Can I try playing it?
Go ahead.
It's not working that well.
I should wipe it off with that!
You're really good.
I'm good at this!
Yes, very nice.
- Keep playing. / - Thank you.
- You're very good. / - Thank you.
What's this? No!
Don't scratch up the wall, Fido.
- Fido. / - Hello, sir.
- Hello. / - Who are you?
We're from the village youth group.
We're here to fix your house.
My dog tore up my wall
and my toilet is clogged to.
Really? I'll fix the toilet.
- You paint the wall. / - Sure.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
What do you think of my new clothes?
It looks pretty.
You have something on your back though.
- Really? Is it big? / - Yeah.
Wipe it off for me.
Okay.
Hey! That hurts!
Come on...
Honey, I feel like someone's watching us!
Who?
It's nothing.
The old man is getting his butt unclogged.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's for real.
Honey, see if I got a lot of stuff on my clothes.
This won't come off. We should wash it.
Really? Then I'll get changed.
No peeking.
Alright.
Dear, what are you doing?
We're volunteering!
- What are you doing? / - Volunteering!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
My heart feels heavy.
Your body's heavy too.
No. Spring is coming
and I don't have a guy that I like.
What guy will steal my heart?
A sexy guy like Myeonghun?
A wild guy?
A charming guy?
I'm getting angry.
Can you not grab my knee to stand up?
It really hurts.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps obsessing over me!
- You're crazy. / - You're crazy.
You're crazy!
When we went clubbing together,
I danced like this...
With some guy.
You got all jealous and said something to me.
What did you say?
Are you flirting with him?
Are you possessed?
Hyeonjeong, I tried to squint my eyes
and look at you.
You still aren't pretty.
You're not pretty.
Guys, congratulate me.
I shot a movie overseas.
- That's awesome. / - That's awesome.
That's a lie.
As soon as I got to the airport,
thousands of fans were there to welcome me.
That's why...
I wore this...
And did this for the fans.
Guess what the fans there said.
Wow, a top star!
Wow, a lobster.
Don't do that.
Geez...
People really hate that.
Things were so nice.
Your pig pen?
No.
Oh, I guess not.
With the foreigner I was flirting with.
I went all the way to England to see him.
But I started crying as soon as I saw him
so I put sunglasses on to cover my tears.
Guess what that guy said to me.
Hey, don't cry.
Hey, Don Spike?
Steak?
Guys, it's been a while.
The four of us should drink together.
Where should we meet up?
- Sinsa Station? / - Gangnam Station?
No thank you.
I'm going to do a love shot with Myeonghun.
- Love shot. / - Love shot.
Head shot.
Let's go for a drink.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello.
I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
You're a commentator on current events.
What brings you here?
Let's speak our minds!
A lot of people play noisy drinking games
at bars and bother others.
That's true.
I want to say something to those people!
Can I join you guys?
I want to play drinking games too.
Want to join me, teacher?
What are you talking about?
Let's speak our minds.
At bathhouses these days...
You can see a lot of gangsters
with tattoos all over their bodies
making things uncomfortable.
They're so scary
that you can't even go near them!
I want to say something to those people!
Would you like me to scrub your back?
In return,
please scare the kids that stole my shoes.
Can you do it, teacher?
Go sit down.
I need to find my shoes.
Find a brain first.
Now, it's time for our bodies to get healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga.
We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure too.
This is the first move.
We'll start off by stretching.
Hold your arms out,
Now squat and raise them.
Extend.
One more time. Hold your arms out.
Squat and raise them.
Extend.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
How is that yoga?
Next is the second move.
We'll sit first.
Get comfortable.
It's time for us to meditate.
Sit comfortably and take a deep breath.
Now to the sides.
Extend.
Take another deep breath.
To the sides.
Extend. Extend.
Let's try this now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
That hurt!
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, have a good night!
So chaotic.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Where is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your dad seems manly and cool ♪
♪ Because he can fix anything in the house ♪
♪ But then I gave him ♪
♪ The thumbs up and told him ♪
♪ That I'm proud he can fix anything ♪
♪ My dad modestly said ♪
♪ I can't fix your mom's personality, son ♪
♪ My dad said something else ♪
♪ But my money can fix her face, son ♪
♪ What my mom needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of silicon ♪ I mean...
♪ Three bags ♪
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
- ♪ I'll be back, back, back again. ♪ / - Okay.
Next is a lovely couple.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
Chunami.
Alright, you guys.
Chunami, do you have any complaints
about Songvely?
I have no complaints.
- Oh, just one. / - What is it?
Songvely always peeks when I'm in the shower.
Why do you do that?
What does that mean?
Stop using my razor!
She uses my razor to shave her pits!
You must be crazy!
Songvely, let's shower together today.
If we both die,
please use tape instead.
I love you.
Why are you so happy?
Stop crying.
Songvely, I hear you have a special skill.
Yes, Songvely can find me
with his eyes covered.
Really?
I love my wife and I have a good feeling.
- We'll show you. / - Okay.
I'll find my wife without looking.
I'll cover my eyes and find my wife.
My wife... My wife...
Who seems like my wife?
My wife, my wife.
Oh, this is the teacher.
This isn't human.
I found my wife!
My wife, my wife!
You must be crazy!
He's prettier than my wife!
What are you talking about?
I'm prettier than he is.
If we both die,
whoever's the prettier one...
I can't tell. I love you.
I love you.
- Alright, go sit down. / - Get over here.
My wife.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
Why are you so angry? Greet the people.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't!
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
Good to be here.
Good.
I do the opposite!
Why do you always do the opposite?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me.
That's why I brought something
to have fun with them.
What did you bring?
I brought some chopsticks.
Wooden chopsticks.
What will you do with chopsticks?
I'm going to make the others break them with their
butts so that they'll be in pain!
That hurts! Don't do that to the others.
You shouldn't do it either.
I shouldn't do this?
Don't.
Then I'll do it myself!
Alright, alright.
Just do one.
Don't add two more and do three at the same time.
Don't do three at the same time?
Don't!
Then I'll do three!
What's wrong with him?
I'll do three.
Is that doable?
Amazing.
Don't use anything harder
like a drumstick or something like that.
- A drumstick? / - Yeah.
Don't use a drumstick?
Yeah.
But I didn't bring a drumstick!
There's one.
We aren't that close. Why are you smiling?
Alright.
Wow, it's so thick.
This one...
- Don't use a drumstick. / - I'll use this...
Don't?
I've never tried this. I'm in trouble.
Then I'll use a drumstick!
Will this even break?
Gosh...
Something's going to break.
I'll break a drumstick.
1, 2...
What is it?
It won't break
and it really hurts.
Hold on... 1...
1, 2, 3!
Ouch... Hold on...
One second...
What is this? Hold on...
Whose idea was...
Geez...
Good work, Twisty.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
- Hello, teacher! / - Hey.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
These days,
it's so hard to take a photo of myself.
Why?
When I try to take a selfie with someone,
my long arm makes people think
my arm is a selfie stick!
You're laughing now.
- I'm crying from being sad. / - I see.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Want to take a selfie with me?
Sure.
1, 2, 3.
Teacher!
The photo came out great!
Are you laughing because it looks good?
I'm crying because I look old.
But you're still healthy.
That makes me sadder!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
These days, I drink a cup of coffee
before I work out.
- Yeah? / - Yes.
It's delicious.
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot!
So hot...
Gosh...
I can't believe... I can't believe this.
Hey!
That was an iced Americano!
How was it hot?
You just wanted to strip.
Teacher.
- I hate going to school these days. / - Why?
The others keep teasing me.
How?
They keep calling me a dummy!
- Teacher. / - What?
This is just my back.
And this is just my arm.
And this is just my chest.
This blessed body of mine...
I hate it.
I hate you too, teacher.
And I hate you. Go sit down.
My shirt...
Alright.
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Yes, baby!
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
The most famous story of the Joseon era.
"Chunhyang."
Chunhyang, you wench!
You must sleep with me!
I'll never do that.
Men! Lock her up in jail this instant!
What? In jail?
That's right! In jail!
♪ In jail ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
That's exciting!
You guys are forcing it a bit.
That's alright!
That's alright...
- Teacher. / - Where did that English come from?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
That's alright.
1916.
First appearance of a tank in the Battle of the Somme.
With this tank,
we can destroy our enemies!
How can you beat them with this?
We'll shoot them with the tank gun!
- How? / - Like this!
Fire!
Bang, bang, bang!
Hey.
Is your shoulder okay?
What? My shoulder?
♪ Shoulder ♪
Hwisun, please go back in.
Okay!
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright, Fun Bros.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
This no fishing sign.
- This sign is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people fish even when
they're not supposed to. It's weak!
Make the fish powerful!
Powerful fish!
- PF! / - PF!
Make the body powerful!
Hind legs and front legs.
HLFL!
Add some powerful friends!
The revolt of the fish friends.
RFF.
Next is Shin Dosi!
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Alright.
How do you take care of your health
on the mountain?
What kind of question was that?
Nature is my doctor.
I can even change my constitution with nature.
I tend to get hot easily.
On nights when the moon is bright,
I don't wear a single thing
and sit on a cold boulder.
Then I meditate for 5 to 6 hours.
- Then... / - Your constitution changes?
I get the piles.
Hard to walk...
I need this.
I don't know who made this but I truly thank...
Alright.
Living alone in the mountains
gets lonely, doesn't it?
Nonsense.
I'm the lively and fun one in my area.
When I get bored, I invite the elders
and have a good time.
Gulp, gulp, gulp.
You jerks!
Do you have glue on your butts?
You only live once! Let's forget about age
and your false teeth and have fun!
- If I dance like this... / - They clap?
They slap me.
"False teeth?" I'm sorry. That was my mistake.
I'm sorry. That was a poor choice of words.
- I see. / - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. / - Go sit down.
Everyone. please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I have a new hobbies these days.
It's drawing.
I like to draw.
Teacher, do you know what's the most
important aspect of drawing?
Composition?
When it comes to drawing, people come first.
He waited like this for 3 hours to do this.
You have chiseled features.
You can go now.
People, it's spring now.
But many people get depressed during spring.
However, there are many methods
to get over the spring-time blues.
First, lishening to exshiting mushic.
Listening to exciting music.
When depwessed, take a stwoll.
When depressed, take a stroll.
When you have no appetite, make bibimbap
with bwacken, shpinach
and bean shpwouts.
When you have no appetite, make bibimbap
with bracken, spinach
and bean sprouts.
Dear, just watching you eat gets me full.
I love you.
Are there any students here
with any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Chunami.
I come up with a new catchphrase every year
but I don't have one this year.
What were your past catchphrases?
Stop it!
And?
Please stop!
And?
You must be crazy!
Aren't those all the same?
I prepared a new catchphrase for you, Chunami.
Really?
Listen.
People come first!
They all laughed.
I hope you all have a week filled with laughter.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!